TitterMcTastic Sunday – The Lion Chase

A man was telling his friend about being in the jungle.

“I was out in the jungle,” he said, “when all of a sudden I heard a noise in the bush behind me. Looking back, I saw a huge lion, licking his chops and smiling at me. The lion started coming my way and I started running, with the lion not far behind. When the lion was almost at my neck, he suddenly slipped, and I got ahead a bit. The lion started gaining on me again, and as he got closer, once again he slipped. I happened to see a house not far away, so I rushed towards it. I got close to the house with the lion almost on top of me, when he slipped for a third time. With my very last bit of strength, I ran into the house and closed the door in the lion’s face.”

His friend said “That’s some story there, I would have crapped my pants.”
“Well, what do you think the lion kept slipping on!” 😯

8 Responses to “TitterMcTastic Sunday – The Lion Chase”

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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    He ran for a long way. Good thing he didn’t run out of …

  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. I didn’t see that coming.

    Have a tittertastic day, my friend. 🙂

  3. messymimi says:

    Heeheehee! Yep, something like that happens, first you say it, then you do it.

  4. Holy crap, crap, crap, crap. That lion must smell really a by now.

    Have a wonderful evening Steveo. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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