Tittertastic Saturday – Some Crackers

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1. Just ate a frozen apple. Hardcore.

2. Bought a litre of Tipp-Ex yesterday. Huge mistake.

3. I’ve started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof.

4. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

5. I tried to catch some fog today but I mist.

6. I bought a dog from my local blacksmith. When I got it home it made a bolt for the door.

7. Last night I went to a comedy and philosophy convention. Laughed more than I thought.

8. Just watched a wildlife documentary on beavers. Best dam programme I’ve seen in a long time.

9. Jokes about German sausage are the Wurst.

10. I was trying to explain puns to my kleptomaniac friend today, but she kept taking things literally.

11. I stole a rabbit today. Then I had to make a run for it.

12. A woman told me she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore

13. Just got a job playing triangle in a reggae band. I stand at the back and ting.

14. What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.

15. My wife told me I was a fool to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.

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10 Responses to “Tittertastic Saturday – Some Crackers”

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  1. I knew Steveo, that you were an OK guy after reading some of those nutty statements, especially that last one about the spaghetti. Amazing ideas my friend.

    Enjoy your afternoon ( my morning ) my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. I love play on words.

    Have a tettertastic day my friend. πŸ™‚
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  3. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Most people do laugh more than they think!
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  4. Rhonda
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    Yuk yuk yuk πŸ™‚
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  5. Cascia Talbert
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    Great puns. I love them. Thanks for sharing.
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