Tittertastic Saturday – Financial Planning

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

“I may look like just an ordinary guy,” he said to her, “but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit £200 million.”

Intrigued and impressed, the woman asked for his business card; three weeks later she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men. 😯 👿

8 Responses to “Tittertastic Saturday – Financial Planning”

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  1. Rhonda says:

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    Wow. That caught me off guard.

  2. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! If you go after a gold digger, watch your back!

  3. Comedy Plus says:

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    I’m guessing she’ll spend it far faster than he would too. Good one.

    Have a tittertastic Saturday, Steve. 🙂

  4. Jeanna says:

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    Just when you think there’s a silver lining, there’s a gold digger.