Tittertastic Saturday – The Golf Caddy

After a game of golf, a blond lady golfer offered her caddy a ride into town. The caddy thankfully accepted and carried her clubs inside. The blond invited him to stay for lunch and served him a wonderful meal.
She then invited him into the bedroom. He was puzzled but went along out of curiosity.
She asked if he wanted to go to bed with her, so he did that too. Later he realized it was time to get back to the course and prepared to leave. The blond insisted on giving him some money before he could go.
This was too much for the poor man, and he asked her ʺLady, what is going on? First, you feed me a delicious meal, and as if that isnʹt enough, you invite me to make love to you, and we have a terrific time together. Now you want to pay me? What is this anyway?ʺ
So she explained proudly, ʺI told my husband I wanted to do something nice for my caddy who has been so faithful and helped me so much this year, my husband said, ‘Screw the caddy! Give him some money!’”
The lady smiled,”But lunch was my idea.” 😉

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  1. Oh my ! I just love this story Steveo. This lady listens very well to here husband. One question, did she was the balls? Ha,ha,ha.
    Enjoy Saturday my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Comedy Plus
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    Well, she is blonde so that’s what you get. Good one.

    Have a tittertastic Saturday, Steve. 🙂
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  3. mimi says:

    She can use the excuse she only did as she was told!
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  4. Did she was the balls? Ha,ha,ha.
    Enjoy Saturday my friend. Great story!
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  5. Rhonda Albom
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    She was so on top of it. Lunch was a good touch.
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