Tittertastic Saturday – Good Question

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Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke?

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters?

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in our driveways
and put our useless junk in the garage?

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do ‘practice’?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dish
washing liquid made with real lemons

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavoured cat food?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why do they call the airport the terminal? If flying is so safe.


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8 Responses to “Tittertastic Saturday – Good Question”

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  1. Hey Steveo, these are fantastic questions. I wonder who could answer them? Definitely not me. I would be one of those people ordering double cheeseburgers, large fries,
    and a diet coke. Silly isn’t it?

    Have a great afternoon my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Comedy Plus
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    All great questions. I wish I had the answer for them too. I don’t.

    Have a tittertastic Saturday my friend. 🙂
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  3. mimi says:

    Noah could have stomped the two roaches, as well! Heeheehee!
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  4. Rhonda
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    Hmmm. I’ll have to think about those. …. Nope, no answers today.
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