Tittertastic Saturday – Heaven

Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and both go before an Angel to find out if they’ll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there’s only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there’s some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says, “Look at these, they’re the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I’m sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity”.

The Angel thanks Dolly and asks Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, and drinks it down. Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel says, “Ok, your Majesty, you may go in”.
Dolly is outraged and asked,”What was that all about, I show you two of God’s own perfect creations and you turn me down.
She pees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me”?
“Sorry, Dolly says the Angel, but even in Heaven A Royal Flush beats A Pair no matter how big they are”. 👿 😉

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  1. Rhonda
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    Oh my, that’s a hard decision.
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  2. mimi says:

    Makes me glad there’s no allotment like that, i’m not sure what hand i hold anyway!
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  3. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Well there you have it.

    Have a tettertastic Saturday, Steve. 🙂
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