A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six,
that son of a bitch is nine.”
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?”
The little boy answered, “I’m doing my math homework, Mom.”
“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.
“Yes,” he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in math?”
The teacher replied, “Right now we are learning addition.”
The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?”
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,
“What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.”

Heeheehee! Kids don’t just say the darnedest things, they hear them, too!
Twitter ID: bethere2day
LOL They do don’t they ๐
Thanks for laughing by Mimi ๐
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha. After stopping laughing I thought how I taught my students their math. ” Sum of which ” which would have been interesting. Have a great day Steveo. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Twitter ID: bethere2day
You never know some might still be walking about saying the Son of a bitch LOL ๐ฟ
Thanks for cruising by Pauleo ๐
Twitter ID: mycomedyplus
Bwahahahahahaha. Kids hear what they hear. End of story.
Have a tittertastic day, Steve. ๐
Twitter ID: bethere2day
In this case he definitely heard wrong heheh!
Thanks for bwahahaing by Sandee ๐
Ha! That’s a good one!
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Thanks for laughing by Pam ๐
Twitter ID: Rhonda Albom
The boy must have his hearing checked.
Twitter ID: bethere2day
What? can you say that again? LOL
Thanks for riding by Rhonda ๐