Tittertastic Saturday – Homework

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A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six,
that son of a bitch is nine.”
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?”
The little boy answered, “I’m doing my math homework, Mom.”
“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.
“Yes,” he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in math?”
The teacher replied, “Right now we are learning addition.”
The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?”
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,
“What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.”

10 Responses to “Tittertastic Saturday – Homework”

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  1. mimi says:
    September 16, 2017 at 12:09 pm

    Heeheehee! Kids don’t just say the darnedest things, they hear them, too!

  2. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    September 16, 2017 at 2:16 pm

    Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha. After stopping laughing I thought how I taught my students their math. ” Sum of which ” which would have been interesting. Have a great day Steveo. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Sandee says:
    September 16, 2017 at 3:14 pm

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    Bwahahahahahaha. Kids hear what they hear. End of story.

    Have a tittertastic day, Steve. 🙂

  4. Pam Greer says:
    September 17, 2017 at 1:15 am

    Ha! That’s a good one!

  5. Rhonda Albom says:
    September 17, 2017 at 11:31 am

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    The boy must have his hearing checked.