Tittertastic Saturday – Husband & Wife

shocked1A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man: ‘What’s the problem officer ?’

Cop: ‘You were going at least 75 in a 50 zone’.

Man: ‘No sir, I was going 65’

Wife: ‘Oh Harry. You were going 80’. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: ‘I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light’.

Man: ‘Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!’

Wife: ‘Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks’. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: ‘I’m also booking you for not wearing your seat belt’.

Man: ‘Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car’.

Wife: ‘Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt’.

Man: ‘Shut your mouth, woman!’

Cop: ‘Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you this way?’

Wife: ‘No, only when he’s drunk’. 👿 😯

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  1. Tony McGurk says:

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    She’s trouble that woman. Lucky there was no mention of the body in the trunk

  2. It’s time to divorce that woman or stop drinking. One way or another.

    Have a warm one my friend. Here in Amherstburg, were back in the winter, cold & snow. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • stevebethere says:

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      I think your right Paul heheh!

      Crikey your weather is like ours on the change constantly it’s mild and sunny here at the moment 🙂

      Thanks for cruisin by Paul 🙂

  3. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahaha. She’s so helpful to her husband. Bless her heart.

    Have a tittertastic day Steve. 🙂

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  4. Rhonda Albom says:

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    Well, that drunk comment will finish him off.

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  5. Joyce says:

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    Lovely wife.

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  6. mimi says:

    She’s got his number! Heeheehee!

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