A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: ‘What’s the problem officer ?’
Cop: ‘You were going at least 75 in a 50 zone’.
Man: ‘No sir, I was going 65’
Wife: ‘Oh Harry. You were going 80’. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: ‘I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light’.
Man: ‘Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!’
Wife: ‘Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks’. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: ‘I’m also booking you for not wearing your seat belt’.
Man: ‘Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car’.
Wife: ‘Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt’.
Man: ‘Shut your mouth, woman!’
Cop: ‘Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you this way?’
Wife: ‘No, only when he’s drunk’. 👿 😯