Tittertastic Saturday – Irish Blonde In A Casino

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thinkingblondeAn attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, ‘I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude’.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, ‘Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!’
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed…’YES! YES! I WON, I WON!’
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, ‘What did she roll?’
The other answered, ‘I don’t know – I thought you were watching.’

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Not all Irish are drunks,
Not all blonds are dumb,
But all men…are men.

10 Responses to “Tittertastic Saturday – Irish Blonde In A Casino”

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  1. Rhonda Albom says:
    March 12, 2016 at 10:14 am

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    This is hilarious – and it just might work.

  2. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    March 12, 2016 at 1:25 pm

    I was only watching her boobs bouncing up and down not the dice. There were dice there? Ha,ha,ha.

    Have a nudie Saturday Steveo my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus says:
    March 12, 2016 at 3:17 pm

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Yes all men are men.

    Have a tittertastic day. 🙂

  4. Rosey says:
    March 12, 2016 at 7:20 pm

    lol that’s a good way to win every time. 😉

  5. mimi says:
    March 13, 2016 at 6:47 pm

    Heeheehee! Yep, they sure are!