Tittertastic Saturday – Irish Blonde In A Casino

thinkingblondeAn attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, ‘I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude’.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, ‘Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!’
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed…’YES! YES! I WON, I WON!’
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, ‘What did she roll?’
The other answered, ‘I don’t know – I thought you were watching.’

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Not all Irish are drunks,
Not all blonds are dumb,
But all men…are men.


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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    This is hilarious – and it just might work.
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  2. I was only watching her boobs bouncing up and down not the dice. There were dice there? Ha,ha,ha.

    Have a nudie Saturday Steveo my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Yes all men are men.

    Have a tittertastic day. 🙂
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  4. Rosey says:

    lol that’s a good way to win every time. 😉

  5. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Yep, they sure are!
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