• Mrs. Feeney shouted from the kitchen, “Is that you I hear spittin’ in the vase on the mantle piece?”
“No,” said himself, “but I’m gettin’ closer all the time.”
• Q. What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife?
A. A bachelor.
• Finnegin: My wife has a terrible habit of staying up ’til two o’clock in the morning. I can’t break her of it.
Keenan: What on earth is she doin’ at that time?
Finnegin: Waitin’ for me to come home .
• Slaney phoned the maternity ward at the hospital. “Quick!” he said. “Send an ambulance, my wife is goin’ to have a baby!”
“Tell me, is this her first baby?” the intern asked.
“No, this is her husband, Kevin, speakin’.”
• “O’Ryan,” asked the druggist, “did that mudpack I gave you improve your wife’s appearance?”
“It did surely,” replied O’Ryan, “but it keeps fallin’ off!”
• Did you hear about the Irish newlyweds who sat up all night on their honeymoon waiting for their sexual relations to arrive?
• My mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sex life and then once a week people come in to tell you the details and highlights of theirs?
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Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Brilliant aren’t they. Yes they are.
Have a tittertastic Saturday, Steve. 🙂
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Thanks for chortling by Sandee 🙂
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Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha especially this one,
” Did you hear about the Irish newlyweds who sat up all night on their honeymoon waiting for their sexual relations to arrive? ”
What a dork.
Have a great funny afternoon Steveo. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
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LOL I hear that they are still waiting 😯
Thanks for dorking by Pauleo LOL :-0
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Heeheehee! Especially about the bachelor.
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LOL thanks for giggling by Mimi 🙂
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Hahaha.
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Thanks for tittering by Rhonda 🙂