Tittertastic Saturday – Irish Eyes Are Smiling 2

• Mrs. Feeney shouted from the kitchen, “Is that you I hear spittin’ in the vase on the mantle piece?”
“No,” said himself, “but I’m gettin’ closer all the time.”

• Q. What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife?
A. A bachelor.

• Finnegin: My wife has a terrible habit of staying up ’til two o’clock in the morning. I can’t break her of it.
Keenan: What on earth is she doin’ at that time?
Finnegin: Waitin’ for me to come home .

• Slaney phoned the maternity ward at the hospital. “Quick!” he said. “Send an ambulance, my wife is goin’ to have a baby!”
“Tell me, is this her first baby?” the intern asked.
“No, this is her husband, Kevin, speakin’.”

• “O’Ryan,” asked the druggist, “did that mudpack I gave you improve your wife’s appearance?”
“It did surely,” replied O’Ryan, “but it keeps fallin’ off!”

• Did you hear about the Irish newlyweds who sat up all night on their honeymoon waiting for their sexual relations to arrive?

• My mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sex life and then once a week people come in to tell you the details and highlights of theirs?



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  1. Sandee
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    July 15, 2017 at 3:54 pm

    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Brilliant aren’t they. Yes they are.

    Have a tittertastic Saturday, Steve. 🙂
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  2. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    July 15, 2017 at 4:55 pm

    Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha especially this one,

    ” Did you hear about the Irish newlyweds who sat up all night on their honeymoon waiting for their sexual relations to arrive? ”

    What a dork.

    Have a great funny afternoon Steveo. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. mimi says:
    July 16, 2017 at 1:23 am

    Heeheehee! Especially about the bachelor.
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  4. Rhonda Albom
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    July 17, 2017 at 10:44 am

    Hahaha.