Tittertastic Saturday – Irish Eyes Are Smiling

• Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn’t kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does.

• Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he’s very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.

• The late Bishop Sheen stated that the reason the Irish fight so often among themselves is that they’re always assured of having a worthy opponent.

• An American lawyer asked, “Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a question, he answers with another question?”
“Who told you that?” asked Paddy.

• Question – Why are Irish jokes so simple?
Answer – So the English can understand them.

• Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, “Not guilty.”
“That’s grand!” shouted Reilly. “Does that mean I can keep the money?”

• Irish lass customer: “Could I be trying on that dress in the window?”
Shopkeeper: “I’d prefer that you use the dressing room.”

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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    There’s a couple in there I’ve never heard before. Thanks.

  2. “That’s grand!” shouted Reilly. “Does that mean I can keep the money?”

    I hope he gets to keep it and if he does make sure he gives some of the money to all the jurors.

    Have a great afternoon Steveo. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. mimi says:

    It’s certainly not worth a fight if your opponent is a pushover. Great jokes!
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  4. Rosey says:

    lol on the money one. I saw a movie like that not long ago and I was stunned. I forget the name of it… it’s older though (I’m behind times on movies) and had Edward Norton and Richard Gere.