• Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn’t kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does.
• Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he’s very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.
• The late Bishop Sheen stated that the reason the Irish fight so often among themselves is that they’re always assured of having a worthy opponent.
• An American lawyer asked, “Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a question, he answers with another question?”
“Who told you that?” asked Paddy.
• Question – Why are Irish jokes so simple?
Answer – So the English can understand them.
• Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, “Not guilty.”
“That’s grand!” shouted Reilly. “Does that mean I can keep the money?”
• Irish lass customer: “Could I be trying on that dress in the window?”
Shopkeeper: “I’d prefer that you use the dressing room.”
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Twitter ID: RhondaAlbom
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There’s a couple in there I’ve never heard before. Thanks.
Twitter ID: bethere2day
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See you learn something new everyday LOL
Thanks for sailing by Rhonda 🙂
“That’s grand!” shouted Reilly. “Does that mean I can keep the money?”
I hope he gets to keep it and if he does make sure he gives some of the money to all the jurors.
Have a great afternoon Steveo. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Twitter ID: bethere2day
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Your so imaginative Pauleo heheh!
Have a tanfastic Saturday and thanks for cruising by 🙂
It’s certainly not worth a fight if your opponent is a pushover. Great jokes!
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Twitter ID: bethere2day
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Thanks for trotting by mimi 🙂
lol on the money one. I saw a movie like that not long ago and I was stunned. I forget the name of it… it’s older though (I’m behind times on movies) and had Edward Norton and Richard Gere.
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LOL thanks for filming by Rosey 🙂
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