Tittertastic Saturday – Japanese Sex

laughA Japanese couple are arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex.

Husband: “Sukitaki. Mojitaka!”

Wife replies: “Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!”

Husband says angrily: “Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!”

Wife, on her knees, literally begging: “Mimi Nakoundinda tinkouji!”

Husband shouts angrily: “Na miaou kina Tim kouji!”

I can’t believe you just sat there trying to read this!
You don’t know any Japanese!
You’ll read anything as long as it’s about sex….
Sometimes I worry about you lot. You’re in need of serious help! 😯 😛

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    I read it all too. I’m such a big disappointment. Bwahahahahaha.

    Have a sextastic day Steve. 🙂

  2. I would read it about SEX in any language. Ogg uopu you you opo sex. Can you figure out what I said? Oo la la.

    Have a very exciting sexy Saturday Steveo. Oo la, la. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Rhonda Albom says:

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    LOL – actually, I rolled my eyes and decided it was too difficult, and skipped to the English 🙂