Tittertastic Saturday – Kids Logic

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Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became a father only when I was born.
Children: Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No sir, It’s the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL’S MEDICINE!!

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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    Haha, kids are so clever, and a bit rude 🙂
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  2. Being a former Teacher, that last one was probably correct many time, over and over again. ha,ha,ha.

    Have a great Saturday Steve. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus
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    Kids see things so differently and it’s pretty funny most of the time.

    Have a tittertastic day. 🙂
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  4. mimi says:

    School wasn’t that funny when i was a kid!
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  5. Cascia Talbert
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    That is great! I needed a laugh this morning. Enjoy the rest of your day!
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