Tittertastic Saturday – Laugh

laughA bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied – “My husband’s cheque book !!”

A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, “Husband– the Master of the House ?”
Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor !”

Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret ?”
Old man : “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her”

A man in Hell asked the Devil : “Can I make a call to my Wife ?”
After making the call he asked how much he had to pay.
Devil : “Nothing. Hell to hell is Free”

Wife : “I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day”
Husband : “I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day !”

Husband to wife – “Today is a fine day” Next day he says : “Today is a fine day”.. Again next day, he says same thing – “Today is a fine day” Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – “since last week, you have been saying Today is a fine day. I am fed up. What’s the matter?”
Husband : “Last week when we had an argument, you said, I will leave you one fine day. I was just trying to remind you……”

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  1. That last comment will probably be his very last day. RIP.

    Have an enjoyable Saturday my good friend. Today will be the start of three heat 90 degrees days. No rain for awhile. See ya Steveo.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Awww, wedded bliss. Not here, but there must be some somewhere.

    Have a tittertastic Saturday my friend. 🙂

  3. Rhonda says:

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    LOL. I’m going to show these to hubby.

  4. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! It is a fine day here, too, so if it doesn’t work where he is, he could always move here!