Tittertastic Saturday – Lawn Mower

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t work, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, having a pint, golf, watching football.. Always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her sat in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, “When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.”

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

10 Responses to “Tittertastic Saturday – Lawn Mower”

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  1. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Good one!

  2. Now that man was so stupid. He should have just told her how great of a job she was doing cutting the lawn and maybe bring her a glass of lemonade. Ha,ha,ha. See ya Steveo.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Sandee says:

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    I know this guy…He’s my ex-husband. I swear he would have done just this.

    Have a Tittertastic Saturday, Steve. ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. Jeanna says:

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    Subtlety gets you nowhere.

  5. Rhonda Albom says:

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    Hmmm. Those little scissors can be very sharp.