Letter from an Arab student to his dad
Newcastle is wonderful, people are nice and I really
like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive
at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB
when all my teachers and many fellow students
travel by train.
Your son, Nasser
My dear loving son
One Hundred million dollars have just been transferred
to your account. Please stop embarrassing us.
Go and get yourself a train too.
Love, Dad 😯