Tittertastic Saturday – Little Johnny Strikes Again

The teacher Betty Ballsworthy asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression “I presume”.
One little girl held up her hand and said:
“Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes and I presumed that the dishwasher was broken.”
“Very good” said Miss Ballsworthy.
Another one said:
“This morning, my father drove the Volkswagen out of the garage. I presume that the BMW wouldn’t start.”
“That’s excellent” says Miss Ballsworthy.
Little Johnny at the back of the classroom gets up and says: “Yesterday I saw grandpa leave the house with a newspaper under his arm and headed for the bush, I presume that…….
“Miss Ballsworthy interrupted him and said,
“I stopped you because you have no idea what your grandfather was going to do, so you can’t presume anything.
“Johnny says, “Miss Ballsworthy, let me finish my sentence.”
Miss Ballsworthy says, “Very well. Continue.”
“As I was saying, I saw my grandpa heading for the bush with a newspaper under his arm.
I presume he was going for a shit because he can’t read.” ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

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  1. I love Little Johnny. I presume that he will say the except opposite, I presume.

    I presume that steveo will have a great afternoon, I presume. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    I presume.

  2. mimi says:

    And i presume Little Johnny got his mouth washed out with soap!

  3. Rhonda Albom says:

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    Holy crap. I’m not reading a newspaper in that house.

  4. Lux G. says:

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    OMG! LOL. Oh, little Johnny. I wish you just did stop talking.

  5. Rosey says:

    Teacher knows best, her intuition to stop him was correct. ๐Ÿ˜‰