Tittertastic Saturday – Little Johnny’s Warning

Little Johnny’s neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny’s family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnny’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnny looked in the crib he said, “What a beautiful baby.”
The mother said, “Why, thank you, Little Johnny.
Johnny said, “He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?”
“Yes”, the mother replied, “we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.”
“That’s great”, said Little Johnny, ”Coz he’d be fucked if he needed glasses” 😯

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8 Responses to “Tittertastic Saturday – Little Johnny’s Warning”

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  1. I love Little Johnny. He’s a straight shootin guy. He says what he wants to say. I wonder if he gets the smacking of his life? He didn’t ask about ears and he did thinks that the baby was beautiful.
    ( Little Johnny is a hell of smart guy )
    See ya Steveo.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Rosey says:

    Johnny is going to be grounded for life.

  3. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Thinking ahead, isn’t he?
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  4. Rhonda Albom
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    Isn’t little Johny special.
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