A new teacher was trying to make Use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, ‘Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!’
After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up.
The teacher said, ‘Do you think you’re stupid, Larry?’
‘No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself
The maths teacher saw that Larry wasn’t paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, ‘Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?’
Larry quickly replied, ‘NBC, FOX, ESPN And the Cartoon Network!’
Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, ‘Dad,
Why are you doing that?’ His father replied,
‘Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Larry, looking worried, said, ‘Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mum