Tittertastic Saturday – The New Phone

August 12, 2017 » 5 Comments

Young Fred Spoons wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary,
So he decided to buy her a mobile phone, he showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features,
Minnie Spoons was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.
The next day Minnie went shopping, her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.
“Hi Minnie,” he said, “how do you like your new phone?”
Minnie replied, “I just love it! It’s so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there’s one thing I don’t understand though.”
“What’s that, sweetie?” asked her husband.
“How did you know I was at Walmart?” 😯