Tittertastic Saturday – The Pilot

Late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a small plane landing at their ‘secret’ base.

They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room. The pilot’s story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the base just as he was about to run out of fuel.

The Air Force started a full background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation. By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn’t a spy.

They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying “you-did-not-see-a-base” briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.

The day after that though, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same plane showed up again. Once again, the soldiers surrounded the plane… Only this time there were two people in the plane.

The same pilot jumped out and said, “Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!”


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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    The boss knows best.
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. I can see where this is an important thing to get done. Love this.

    Have a Tittertastic Saturday, Steve. 🙂
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  3. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! That’s one way to get an alibi, isn’t it?
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  4. Rosey says:

    Bet she believes everything else he says for the whole entire rest of their lives. 😀