A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended: “God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa.”
The father asked, “Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?” The little girl said, “I don’t know, Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.”
The next day grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: “God bless Mummy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma.”
The next day the grandmother died.
“Wow!” thought the father, “this kid is in contact with the other side.”
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: “God bless Mummy and goodbye Daddy..”
He practically went into shock. He couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.
He figured that if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he remained at his desk drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.
Finally midnight arrived and he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife said, “I’ve never seen you work so late, what’s the matter?” He said, “I don’t want to talk about it, I’ve just spent the worst day of my life.”
She said, “You think you had a bad day, you’ll never believe what happened to me this morning. My golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson.” 😯
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Twitter ID: mycomedyplus
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Bwahahahahahahahaha. I’m guessing he’s not mad about this right now. Perhaps later.
Have a Tettertastic Saturday my friend. 🙂
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Twitter ID: bethere2day
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LOL thanks for meandering by Sandee 🙂
I guess that golf pro must have had a hole in one. Ha,ha,ha.
Have a wonderful evening my friend. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Twitter ID: bethere2day
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A big hole …Oops! pardon 🙂
Have a lovely day Paul 🙂
Heeheehee! Well, i guess that’s one way to find out!
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Twitter ID: bethere2day
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Thanks for laughing by mimi 🙂
Twitter ID: xmasdolly
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That’s a pretty old joke there my friend, but still funny! bwahahahaha The version I heard was the milkman died. Same difference I guess. Well, see you on Monday!!! ROCK ON MY FRIEND and have a blessed Sunday and enjoy the rest of your weekend.
Twitter ID: bethere2day
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That’s probably why it’s now moved on to the grandparents seeings the milkman has already gone 😯 LMAO
LOL thanks for laughing by and not doing anything I would Marie 🙂