Tittertastic Saturday – A Rugby Player

rugbyballA very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a famous rugby player. They start to talk and eventually go back to his place.

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.

“What’s that for?” the lady questions.

“Oh, I have this so that when I’m on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.”

Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.

‘What’s that ?’ the lady questions again.

“Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.”
Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.

The lady screams: “Don’t tell me you have AIDS!”

The man replies: “No, no…!!

Calm down…!! It will say ADIDAS in a minute.”


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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    LOL – now when is that Adidas ad going to be seen on TV?
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  2. Hey Steveo, now that was a great funny joke. Does the lady have any tattoos on her body?

    Have a great Saturday my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. A walking billboard he is.

    Have a tittertastic day Steve. 🙂
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  4. mimi says:

    You would think that for some things, there isn’t enough money in the whole world, but i guess for some folks…
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