A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.
“Is everything okay, pal?” the bartender asks.
“My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn’t talking to me for a month!”
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says,
“Well, maybe that’s kind of a good thing. You know, ..a little peace and quiet?”
“Yeah. But today is the last day!” 👿 😯