Tittertastic Saturday – Does Size Matter?

shocked wifeJim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance, Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.
She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at a maturity of a 12 year old.
He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much.
Jim then said “I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.”
She said, “Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant penis.”

Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait so Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touch teasing, holding one another.
As Sandy put her hands in Jim’s pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room!
Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, “You told me your penis was the size of an infant !”
“Yes it is: 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!” :mrgreen: 😯


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8 Responses to “Tittertastic Saturday – Does Size Matter?”

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  1. All Italians have that. Don’t you Brits have that? Ha,ha,ha,ha. I hope that made you laugh Steveo. The one about you Brits. ha,ha,ha,ha. I’m sure I made you laugh again.

    Have a great Saturday my friend. Last week we got 7 inches of snow and last night we got 5 inches. I’m sure we’re going to get a white Christmas around her in Amherstburg, Ontario, Canada. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Reminds me of a saying, “There are four kinds of men in the world.”

    Small
    Medium
    Large; and
    Oh My God.

    Have a infanttastic day my friend. 🙂
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  3. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Happy Saturday!
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  4. Rhonda
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    That’s a good one.
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