Tittertastic Saturday – Two Close Friends Meet In Heaven.

Close FriendsSYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.

WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How’d you die?

SYLVIA: I froze to death.

WANDA: How horrible!

SYLVIA: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the lounge watching TV.

SYLVIA: So, what happened?

WANDA:
I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.
Then I went through every cupboard and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

SYLVIA: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer —we’d both still be alive. ๐Ÿ‘ฟ


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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    Haha. That’s a good one. A little cold though.
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  2. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Well, Wanda might still be alive, i get the feeling she’d also be in jail, although she could plead crime of passion. Happy Saturday!
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  3. Well I guess the old husband won at the end. He now has the opportunity to find another girlfriend without worrying about his wife. Wow, what a lucky guy. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a wonderful day my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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