Tittertastic Saturday – Walking On The Grass

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.

The instructor said, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path.”
“Gentlemen, remember — you’re in this together. It wouldn’t hurt you to go walking
with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both.”

The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
After a few moments, a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.

“Yes?” said the Instructor.

“I was just wondering if it would be all right, if she carries a golf bag?” 😯

This level of sensitivity can’t be taught!



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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    April 15, 2017 at 11:40 am

    Maybe she could swing a club. I would stand back.
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  2. mimi says:
    April 15, 2017 at 1:35 pm

    Heeheehee! She could carry them to the nearest cliff and throw them off.
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  3. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    April 15, 2017 at 1:55 pm

    The wife should drive the golf cart while her husband walks and they get to the nearest lake throw them both, golf bag and husband into the lake. Just before she does that, grab a driver, swing it and hit his balls and I’m not talking about golf balls. OUCH!

    Have a great Saturday Steveo. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Comedy Plus
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    April 15, 2017 at 2:12 pm

    The guy with the question won’t be married all that long. What a clod. Bless his heart.

    Have a tittertastic Saturday, Steve. 🙂
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