Tittertastic Saturday – When I Grow Up (oldie)

When I grow upA teacher asks the kids in her 5th grade class: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

Little Larry says: “I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane.”

The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson.

“And how about you, Sarah?”
“I wanna be Larry’s whore.” 😯

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  1. mimi says:

    Now i’m going to wonder who is raising those children!
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  2. I want to be little Larry unfortunately I’m big Paul. Oh well that’s life. See ya Steveo and have a nice Saturday my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus
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    Sarah is a good digger and a good one. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous day, Steve. 🙂
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  4. Rhonda Albom
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    This has gotta make you think. Let’s just leave it at that 🙂
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  5. Rosey says:

    The teacher’s going to start bringing Advil by the caseloads to her classroom. 😉