Tittertastic Saturday – Zen Sarcasms 11

?12. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

13. Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put
it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like ‘The Force’. It has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are
moving.

20. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night

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  1. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! #20 is right, because the test always comes before the lesson in life!
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  2. # 22, OOH that would a weird dream to wake up to. Yuk. See ya Steveo.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus
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    These are ever so true. Love them all.

    Have a tittertastic Saturday my friend. 🙂
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  4. Rhonda Albom
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    I like No. 22. It’s pretty important wisdom.
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