A sheriff in a small town in Texas was patrolling in the street and saw a blonde cowboy coming towards him wearing nothing but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots;
He arrested him for indecent exposure. As he was locking him up, he asked “Why in the world are you walking around like this”?
The cowboy said, ‘Well, it’s like this, Sheriff, I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asked me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
We went inside and she pulled off her top and asked me to pull off my shirt… So I did.
Then she pulled off her skirt and asked me to pull off my pants…. So I did.
Then she pulled off her panties and asked me to pull off my shorts…so I did.
Then she got on the bed and looked at me kinda sexy and said, ‘Now, go to town, cowboy.. ‘
‘So here I am.’ 🙂
Son of a Gun!! Blonde Men do exist!!!!