Tittertastic Sunday – Circle Flies

A cowboy from Texas, hauling his horse in a trailer to a rodeo, gets pulled over by an Oklahoma DPS Trooper for speeding.

The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable.

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were persistently buzzing around his head.

The cowboy says, “Y’all havin’ a problem with them circle flies?”
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, “Well yeah, if that’s what they’re called.
But I’ve never heard of circle flies.”

“Well, sir,” the cowboy replies, “circle flies hang around ranches.
They’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.”

The trooper says, “Oh,” and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a moment later he stops and asks, “Are you callin’ me a horse’s ass?”

“No, sir,” the cowboy replies, “I have too much respect for law enforcement to call y’all a horse’s ass.”

“That’s a good thing,” the trooper says and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the cowboy says,

“Hard to fool them flies though”. 👿

14 Responses to “Tittertastic Sunday – Circle Flies”

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  1. Now are you calling me a horses ass. Na never. LOL Have a wonderful Easter Steveo. Enjoy an Easter egg from me. See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. messymimi says:

    Heeheehee! Nope, you won’t catch me saying it, either. Happy Easter!

  3. Sandee says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Yes it’s hard to fool those circle flies.

    Have a fabulous day and a very happy Easter, my friend. 🙂

  4. Jeanna says:

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    Ha, this is not something I would try in Texas. I remember getting pulled over several times in Fort Worth for some problem with the rental’s license and it was “Yes, sir” all the way all day.

  5. Jeanna says:

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    Oh yeah, Happy Easter to you, Steve!

  6. Rhonda Albom says:

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    Great joke. I love the passive aggressive.

  7. Rosey says:

    Pretty sure he’s getting 4the maximum fine ticket at this point. 😉