Tittertastic Sunday – More Confucius Say

Confucius Say….

Kiss is merely shopping upstairs,

For merchandise downstairs.

Confucius Say.

Better to lose a lover

Than love a loser.

Confucius Say.

Man with broken condom

Often called Daddy

Confucius Say.

Sex is same as bank account.

You put it in, you take it out….you lose interest.

Confucius Say.

Viagra just like Disneyland …

One hour wait for 5 minute ride.

Confucius Say.

Much better to want the mate you do not have

Than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius Say.

Joke is like sex.

Neither any good if you don’t get it.

6 Responses to “Tittertastic Sunday – More Confucius Say”

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  1. messymimi says:

    Heeheehee! Confucius both wise and witty!

  2. I didn’t know these came from Confucius . I thought they came from my Uncle Luigi. He kept telling my cousin these same comments just before he went out on a date. My cousin didn’t listen, he had 13 bambinos. ha,ha,ha. See ya Steveo.

    Cruisin Paul

    Eight days to go my friend. Cruising, cruising, cruising.

  3. Sandee
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. These are all very true.

    Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. 🙂

  4. Rhonda Albom
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    I don’t know how wise Confucius is, but he sure is funny.