Tittertastic Sunday – Corny Ones

My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my willy.

Someone broke into my house and stole a limbo stick. How low can you go?

The inventor of the USB stick has died. Thanks for the memory.

Just bought some Viagra tea bags. They don’t improve your sex life, but they stop your biscuits going soft.

Ironically… If you vote for the Green Party you will waste a piece of paper.

True fact: before the crowbar was invented… Most crows drank at home.

Iā€™m reading a horror story in Braille.. Something bad is going to happen.. I can feel it.

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8 Responses to “Tittertastic Sunday – Corny Ones”

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  1. messymimi says:

    Heeheehee! And if we vote electronically on voting machines, is a vote for the Green Party contributing to climate change?

  2. Sandee says:

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    Bwahahahahahaha, especially the first one.

    Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. šŸ™‚

  3. Rhonda Albom says:

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    Thanks for those good ones. The USB stick one is my favourite.

  4. Sorry Steveo. I watched Golf all day but I’m here now. What is a willy my friend? It must be a British thing. LOL Enjoy your Monday. We’re suppose to have storms today. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul