Tittertastic Sunday – Drunk

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One night, a man on his way home happened upon a drunk, down on his hands and knees searching for something under a streetlight.

The man asked the drunk what he was looking for so diligently and the drunk said he had tripped and his Rolex wristwatch had broken loose from his wrist.

The man, being a kindhearted soul, got down on his hands and knees and began assisting the drunk looking for his watch.

After about ten minutes without any success, the man asked the drunk exactly where he tripped.

“About a half a block up the street,” the drunk said.

“Why, pray tell,” the man asked the drunk, “are you looking for your watch here if you lost it a half a block up the street?”

The drunk replied, “The light is a lot better here 😯 ➡ ➡ ➡

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  1. Agent 54 says:
    November 25, 2018 at 1:06 pm

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    I see what you did there. Get it? I see. You know, because of the light. I know from funny.

  2. Paul Pietrangelo says:
    November 25, 2018 at 2:02 pm

    Smart drunk. Did he ever find his watch? LOL See ya Steveo.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus says:
    November 25, 2018 at 4:41 pm

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. That makes perfect sense to me.

    Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. 🙂

  4. messymimi says:
    November 25, 2018 at 5:41 pm

    Heeheehee! Drunken logic!

  5. Rhonda Albom says:
    November 26, 2018 at 12:11 am

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    He’s either really drunk or really not on the ball.