Tittertastic Sunday – Fifty Pounds

Since his wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband decides to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable ‘mistake’ which might happen, for he has been desperate for sex for quite a while now.

Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him and sees the poor man curled up on the floor, eyes staring widely into the empty air, filled with hopeless desire.

Feeling sorry for her husband, she opens the top drawer of the cabinet, takes out a fifty pound note, and gives it to him. She says “Awww, honey you’re so depressed… Here, take this and go to the woman next door, and she will let you sleep with her tonight. But remember that this happens only once, Ok? Don’t ever talk about it or ask me to do this again.”

The husband rolls his eyes in disbelief, but afraid that she may change her mind, he grabs the money and leaves quickly.

A few minutes later, he returns, hands the note back to the wife and says with much disappointment, “She said this isn’t enough, she wants sixty pounds.”

The wife’s face slowly turns red with anger:

“Damn that bitch. When she was pregnant and her husband came over here. I only charged him fifty.” 😳 😳 🙄



12 Responses to “Tittertastic Sunday – Fifty Pounds”

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  1. Paul Pietrangelo says:
    June 3, 2018 at 1:51 pm

    That poor man, He still didn’t get any loving and found out his wife screwed with another man and he didn’t get any of the money. How awful.

    Enjoy your Sunday Steveo. It’s cooled down and tomorrow I get my AC fixed. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • stevebethere
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      June 3, 2018 at 2:00 pm

      Good news that your AC is being fixed tomorrow and that it’s cooled down, it’s still very muggy here but supposed to be a bit cooler tomorrow.

      Have a lesswarmtastic Sunday Pauleo 🙂

  2. Sandee
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    June 3, 2018 at 3:51 pm

    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. I didn’t see that coming.

    Have a fiftypoundtastic day, Steve. 🙂

  4. messymimi says:
    June 4, 2018 at 2:43 am

    Oh, dear. Well, that is a bit of a sticking point, isn’t it?

  5. Rosey says:
    June 4, 2018 at 2:14 pm

    Well it’s been awhile, the prices of things go up you know, lolol

  6. Rhonda Albom
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    June 5, 2018 at 12:31 pm

    I guess what goes around doesn’t quite come around.