Tittertastic Sunday – First Day Of The Academic Year

“What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the teacher on the first day of the academic year.

“He’s a magician Ma’am” said the new boy,

“How interesting. What’s his favourite trick?”

“He saws people in half”

“Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?”

“Yes, one half brother and two half sisters” ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ™‚

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8 Responses to “Tittertastic Sunday – First Day Of The Academic Year”

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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    Ouch! That really doesn’t cut it.

  2. Sandee
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Well of course.

    Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. ๐Ÿ™‚
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  3. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! The teacher was asking for that one.
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  4. indah nuria
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    He has an extended family I guess ๐Ÿ™‚

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