Tittertastic Sunday – Frank’s Scrotum

The best story of the year doesn’t give the proper praise and credit for this painful but understandable story as told by a loving wife……..

PriestThe pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for an answered prayer. Suzie Balls, stood and walked to the podium.

She said, “I have some praise. Two months ago, my husband, Frank Balls, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was completely crushed.

The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t know if they could help him.”

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Frank must have experienced.

“Frank was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on, “and every move caused him terrible pain.”

We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they
were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Frank’s scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place with metal staples.”

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Frank.

“Now,” she announced in a quivering voice, “thank the Lord, Frank is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely.”

All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, “I’m Frank.” The entire congregation held its breath.

“I just want to tell my wife that the word is sternum.” 😯 😯 😯 ➑

8 Responses to “Tittertastic Sunday – Frank’s Scrotum”

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  1. Rhonda Albom says:

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    Ouch, that story sent a shudder down my spine. Hubby winced too.

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Well it began with an S. Bless her heart.

    Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. πŸ™‚

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  3. messymimi says:

    Heeheehee! Quite a difference, isn’t it?

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  4. Scrotum, sternum what’s the difference? A hell of a lot if you are a man. Ouch, ouch, ouch or relief. See ya Steveo and thank God for no scrotum problem. WOW!

    Cruisin Paul

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