Tittertastic Sunday – Getting Old

At a nursing home in Florida, a group of Senior Citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments;

“My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee”, said one.
“Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad, I can’t even see my coffee,” replied another.
“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck”, said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
“My blood pressure pills make me dizzy”..another one went on.
“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.

Then there was a short moment of silence. “Well, it’s not that bad,” said one woman cheerfully. “Thank God we can still drive.” ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

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  1. That’s the way I feel this right now. Dizzy with the morphin the doctor gave me, sleepy, hard to breathe but ready to watch football right now. See ya Steveo.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Yes we can still drive.

    Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  3. messymimi says:

    Heeheehee! There was a very nice man around here who finally quit driving when he was 103 because the other drivers were too slow! He was a great driver, too.

  4. At our age, driving has become an inalienable right…not a privilege. Just sayin’. VA..Roooooom!!!

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