Tittertastic Sunday – Girls Night Out

Two women friends had gone for a girls’ night out.

Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: “These girls nights have got to stop! I’m starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!”

“That’s nothing,” said the other husband,

“Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said…..

‘From all of us at the Fire Station. We’ll never forget you.’ ”

7 Responses to “Tittertastic Sunday – Girls Night Out”

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  1. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    Love it, love it, love. Steveo, you seem to give us some wonderful jokes. I wondered, are these women blonds?

    See ya my friend. Beautiful sunshine this morning.

    Cruisin Paul

    • stevebethere says:

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      LOl thanks for laughing by Pauleo

      It’s baking hot here at the moment but sadly it never lasts big change from tomorrow back to normal 🙁

      Have a blondetastic day Pauleo 🙂

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. And yet they didn’t do anything the husbands were thinking. Love this.

    Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. :mrgreen:

  3. messymimi says:

    Heeheehee! Somehow i think their husbands are going to watch them more closely after this!

  4. Rhonda Albom says:

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    That’s quite a drinking story. Best use the loo before you leave the bar.