Tittertastic Sunday – Golf Genie

Golf GenieTwo friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one.
Don said “I sure do,” he replied while he reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.

“Wow!” said his friend, “Where did you get that monster lighter?” “I got it from my genie.” “You have a genie?” “Yes, right here in my golf bag.” “Could I see him?

He opens his golf bag and out pops a genie. So Don asks the genie,“Since, I’m a good friend of your master, will you grant me one wish?” “Yes I will” the genie replies. Don asks the genie for a million bucks.

The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there, waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.

Don tells Richard, “I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!”

Richard answers,“I forgot to tell you that the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?” 😯

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  1. Oh my. Thank goodness I didn’t see that genie and ask for a woman with big boobs. I wonder what I would get. Oh my.
    See ya Steveo and enjoy Sunday.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. I didn’t see that coming and I should have.

    Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. 🙂

  3. messymimi says:

    Heeheehee! Maybe they need to write their wishes down instead.

  4. Rhonda Albom says:

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    I didn’t see that coming. A genie in a gulf bag!?