Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one.
Don said “I sure do,” he replied while he reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.
“Wow!” said his friend, “Where did you get that monster lighter?” “I got it from my genie.” “You have a genie?” “Yes, right here in my golf bag.” “Could I see him?
He opens his golf bag and out pops a genie. So Don asks the genie,“Since, I’m a good friend of your master, will you grant me one wish?” “Yes I will” the genie replies. Don asks the genie for a million bucks.
The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there, waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.
Don tells Richard, “I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!”
Richard answers,“I forgot to tell you that the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?” 😯