Tittertastic Sunday – Golf – Hurtful & Pleasurable.

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologise.

‘Please allow me to help. I’m a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me, she told him.

‘Oh, no, I’ll be all right. I’ll be fine in a few minutes,’ the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, ‘How does that feel’?

He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb’s broken! 😯

12 Responses to “Tittertastic Sunday – Golf – Hurtful & Pleasurable.”

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  1. Paul Pietrangelo says:
    May 6, 2018 at 1:52 pm

    Ah, the game golf. Hitting a ball and enjoy the the iron even before swinging. Hey Steveo, I went out and swung some balls and I ready to go to golf course. Have a great Sunday my friend.
    See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • stevebethere says:
      May 6, 2018 at 2:37 pm

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      Well I hope it wasn’t too painful Pauleo 😯

      Have a good game and enjoy yourself 🙂

      Thanks for putting by 👿

      • Paul Pietrangelo says:
        May 6, 2018 at 5:28 pm

        Steveo, I seem to be still making an error. You told me that you are still putting in for me’

        https://cruisinpaul.blogspot.co.uk/

        Where am I making the mistake. I think I’m doing every thing properly. Where do I make that mistake. HELP my friend so as not always making that error. Thanks

        Cruisin Paul

        • stevebethere says:
          May 6, 2018 at 5:36 pm

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          Hi Pauleo

          When you put your blog address in the comment form you were putting in your old blog address which ends in .com your present website ends in .co.uk

          It’s just if anyone clicks on it it takes them to your old blog (website) instead of your present one and your last post there was 2017

          Click on your name on the comment above this one and it will take you there and you will realise what I mean or click on each link below and you will see the difference.

          Right URL (address) https://cruisinpaul.blogspot.co.uk/
          Wrong URL (address) http://www.cruisinpiet.blogspot.com

  2. messymimi says:
    May 6, 2018 at 2:54 pm

    Heeheehee! Always ask where it hurts first, right?

  3. Comedy Plus says:
    May 7, 2018 at 12:17 am

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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Bless her heart.

    Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. 🙂

  4. Paul Pietrangelo says:
    May 7, 2018 at 12:54 am

    Thank you Steveo. I’ll get it one day. Don’t forget that I’m 68 years old. Ha,ha,ha. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  5. Rhonda Albom says:
    May 7, 2018 at 11:43 am

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    Oh. That poor man’s … thumb.