Tittertastic Sunday – Golf Is Good For You

GolfRuss Buttacovoli, an 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up.
The doctor is amazed at what good shape the chap is in and asks, ‘how do you stay in such great physical condition?’
I’m Italian and I am a golfer,’ says Russ, ‘and that’s why I’m in such good shape. I’m up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways.
I have a glass of vino, and all is well.’

“‘Well’ says the doctor, ‘I’m sure that helps, but there’s got to be more to it. How old was your Father when he died?

“Who said he was dead?”

The doctor is amazed. ‘You mean you’re 80 years old and your Father’s still alive. How old is he?’
‘He’s 100 years old,’ says Russ. ‘In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk and had a little vino and that’s why he’s still alive. He’s Italian and he’s a golfer, too.’

‘Well,’ the doctor says, ‘that’s great, but I’m sure there’s more to it than that. How about your Father’s Father? How old was he when he died?’

‘Who said my Nonno’s dead?’
Stunned, the doctor asks, ‘You mean you’re 80 years old and your grandfather’s still living! Incredible, how old is he?’

‘He’s 118 years old,’ says the Old Italian golfer.

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, ‘So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?’

‘No, Nonno couldn’t go this morning because he’s getting married today.’

At this point the doctor is close to losing it. ‘Getting married? Why would a 118 year- old man want to get married?’

‘Who said he wanted to? 😯

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  1. Hey Steveo, I’m Italian and I’m a golfer and my balls will be used on Friday when I go out golfing. I’ll try to hit them as far as I can and I hope to roll them into the hole. I hope to play 18 holes.
    The Royal Wedding was beautiful. Prince Harry has a very beautiful Princess. I like all the Royals except Prince Charles and his wife.
    Have a great day my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Shotgun wedding.

    Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. πŸ™‚

  3. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Poor Nonno, i hope the marriage works out anyway.

  4. Rhonda Albom says:

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    It just keeps getting better and better.