Tittertastic Sunday – Hamster Story

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A man went to a taxidermy shop to see about having his recently deceased hamster stuffed. The man working there said that if he fancied, he would, for free, turn the hamster into jam which is supposed to taste delicious. The man is unsure but eventually gives into the temptation as that way the hamster will be with him forever.

The next day, the man picks up the jar of preserve and goes home. He spreads in on some toast and after tasting it, nearly throws up. The man found it revolting. So, he tipped the jam out onto his garden as it felt it the appropriate last resting place for the remains of his pet.

The next day, the man wakes up and has got a garden full of flowers. The man then goes to the taxidermy and he explains about how the jam made a bed full of flowers.

Click to see what the taxidermist says
“No surprise then – we all know you get tulips from hamster jam.” 😯 👿 😯 👿

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  1. janice says:
    January 13, 2019 at 9:06 am

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    Ok….it totally took me a while to get that joke!

  2. Paul Pietrangelo says:
    January 13, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    I’m still confused Steveo. You did it again my friend. You left me wondering just before I leave to go to my cruise.

    ” we all know you get tulips from hamster jam.” Huh!!!

    Oh well it must be an English joke. This Italian was confused.

    See ya Steveo.

    Cruisin Paul

    • stevebethere says:
      January 13, 2019 at 2:40 pm

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      Haha! it’s a pun from the song Tulips From Amsterdam 🙂

      Although I wouldn’t wanna taste hamster jam I prefer strawberry 🙂

      Thanks for cruising by Pauleo have a tuliptastic Sunday ➡

      I hope your all packed and ready Pauleo Cornetto 😉

      • Paul Pietrangelo says:
        January 13, 2019 at 6:41 pm

        Thanks for explaining it to me. I guess it was because I’m Italian because I never heard the song Tulips From Amsterdam
        in my entire life. Now I can leave on my cruise feeling better.

        I’m almost packed Steveo. Just a few things and then I’m raring to go. Thanks again my good friend.

        Cruisin Paul

  3. messymimi says:
    January 14, 2019 at 1:56 am

    Heeheehee! Thanks for the groaner, word play is so much fun.

  4. Margaret Elmendorf says:
    January 14, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    Too funny. Have a great day Steve.