Tittertastic Sunday – I Hate My Day Job

[Even if you’re retired, you sometimes have those days] Try this out:

Stop at your pharmacy and go to the Thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so You will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair. Open the package and Remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is this statement:

“Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested

And then sanitized.”

Now, close your eyes and repeat Out loud five times,
‘ I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer Quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.’

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

8 Responses to “Tittertastic Sunday – I Hate My Day Job”

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. That would do it for me too.

    Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. 🙂

  2. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Yep, i would rather do the sanitizing than the testing. That’s why i am a janitor.

  3. Rhonda Albom
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    I don’t even want to think about that.

  4. Sorry I wasn’t here yesterday. Saturday I was hacked and it was a scam. they got control of my computer and they wanted me to pay $500. Of course I didn’t pay and they were upset but I didn’t care. It scared me but my computer friend took over and fixed it for me. Why are there people in the world like this? Why don’t they just get a rel job if they have computer abilities? See ya Steveo.

    Cruisin Paul

    • stevebethere
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      A similar thing happened to a mate of mine a couple years ago I had to connect to him to get them off his PC and secure it for him.

      Never respond to anything like that Pauleo I am glad your mate fixed it for you it couldn’t had been a very pleasant experience

      Thanks for informing me Pauleo 🙂