Tittertastic Sunday – Idle Thoughts

· Do twins ever realize that actually one
of them was unplanned?
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· What if my dog is only bringing back the
ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
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· If poison expires is it more poisonous
or is it no longer poisonous?
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· Which letter is silent in the word
“Scent,” the S or the C?
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· Why is the letter W, in English, called
double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?
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· Maybe its oxygen that’s is slowly killing us and
it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
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· Every time you clean something, you
just make something else dirty.
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· The word “swims” upside-down is
still “swims”.
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· To intentionally lose a game of rock,
scissors, paper, is just as hard as trying to win.
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· 100 years ago everyone owned a horse
and only the rich had cars. Today everyone
has cars and only the rich own horses.
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· In another dimension your future self is watching
you right now through memories.
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· The doctors that once told Stephen Hawkings, back
in 1953 he had only two years to live are probably dead.
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· If you replace “W” with “T” in “What,
Where and When,” you get the answer to each of them.
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· Many animals probably need glasses,
but nobody knows it.
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· If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually
fewer holes in it than there were before.
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· If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we’ll just call
it “2’s Day”. (It actually does fall on a Tuesday)

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  1. I think I’m ready to fall asleep Steveo but it’s only after lunch. See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. messymimi says:

    Heeheehee! There’s a complicated grammatical reason why a double u isn’t called a double v, but i will spare you.

  3. Kathe W. says:

    great questions! Made me laugh! Have a word twisted day!

  4. Rhonda Albom says:

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    Some heavy thinking went into this.