Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older
#9 Death is the number one killer in the world.
#8 Life is sexually transmitted.
#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years unless you give them your email address.
#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#2 In the 60’s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeño peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow. 😯
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These are all so very true and especially that last one.
Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. 🙂
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Thanks for floating by Sandee have a truetastic Sunday ➡
My God You are Brilliant Steveo. # 6 is all about me and you are correct, get me a large sandwich of Love. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
PS The Open was great and that Irishman, Shane Lowery won it. He was fantastic.
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And would that be a bacon sandwich Pauleo LOL 🙂
Glad you enjoyed the golf I have been watching the world matchplay darts 🙂
Have a great day Pauleo 🙂
These need to be taught in schools! There are a few young people i know who haven’t learned them yet.
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Heheh! Thanks for teaching by Mimi have a tanfastical day 🙂
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There is a lot of truth in so many of these.
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Thanks for reading by Rhonda have a tanfastical day 🙂