Tittertastic Sunday – Important Facts

Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older

#9 Death is the number one killer in the world.

#8 Life is sexually transmitted.

#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years unless you give them your email address.

#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#2 In the 60’s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeño peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow. 😯

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  1. Sandee says:

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    These are all so very true and especially that last one.

    Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. πŸ™‚

  2. My God You are Brilliant Steveo. # 6 is all about me and you are correct, get me a large sandwich of Love. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    PS The Open was great and that Irishman, Shane Lowery won it. He was fantastic.

    • stevebethere says:

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      And would that be a bacon sandwich Pauleo LOL πŸ™‚

      Glad you enjoyed the golf I have been watching the world matchplay darts πŸ™‚

      Have a great day Pauleo πŸ™‚

  3. messymimi says:

    These need to be taught in schools! There are a few young people i know who haven’t learned them yet.

  4. Rhonda Albom says:

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    There is a lot of truth in so many of these.