Tittertastic Sunday – Love Dress

Betty Ballsworthy stopped by, unannounced, at her son’s house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. “What are you doing?!” she asked.
“I’m waiting for Mike to come home from work,” the daughter-in- law answered.
“But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.

“This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law explained. “Love dress? But you’re naked!”
“Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress,” she explained.” It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can’t get enough of me”.
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband Buster Ballsworthy came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
“What are you doing?” he asked.
“This is my love dress,” she whispered sensually.
He quickly replied “Needs ironing”…

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8 Responses to “Tittertastic Sunday – Love Dress”

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  1. And I think after that comment he needed an ambulance to take him to the hospital.
    I think I’ll mention that to my wife to wear her love dress and then I’l put on my love suit. After that she might ask for me for a divorce. Ha,ha,ha.
    See ya Steveo.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! The daughter-in-law probably has a great marriage, but i’m not so sure mother-in-law’s will survive!

  3. Rhonda Albom
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    Oooh. That hurts.