Tittertastic Sunday – My CV

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Just couldn’t concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn’t suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then tried being a Chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn’t have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli worker, but any way I sliced it…. I couldn’t cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn’t noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn’t have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe factory. Tried hard but just didn’t fit in.

10. I became a professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Swimming Pool Maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout centre, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.

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15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND I FOUND Iโ€™M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! ๐Ÿ™‚

8 Responses to “Tittertastic Sunday – My CV”

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    I love these, Steve. I’m going to be doing a couple of post on why English is such a difficult language.

    Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. messymimi says:

    Heeheehee! Still waiting to try retirement, i am pretty sure iโ€™ll be good at it.

  3. Thanks for the great giggle Steve. It is amazing about the English language. You have a great week.

  4. Rhonda Albom says:

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    Nice collection of puns.

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