Tittertastic Sunday – Old Lady In A Lift

A haggard old lady of 89-years-old was riding in a fancy hotel’s lift. On the second floor, a young, beautiful woman gets into the lift, smelling of expensive perfume. She smoothes down the skirt of her hot pink dress, looks down at the old lady, raises her nose snootily, and arrogantly says:

“Georgio Armani, £75 an ounce.”

Just as she speaks, the lift opens and a glamorous former supermodel, age 45 steps on. She’s draped in a mink stole and wears tall leather boots from Italy. She hears what the younger woman has said to the haggard old lady and flips her hair:

“Chanel, £100 an ounce.”

The old lady’s floor approaches and as the doors open, but right before, she stops and farts, the stench of which could melt paint off of walls, and says:

“Broccoli, 80p a pound.” 😯 👿

8 Responses to “Tittertastic Sunday – Old Lady In A Lift”

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  1. I eat broccoli once a week Steveo, sometimes twice and I smell great. I also cook garlic almost every night for our dinner. We Italian smell great. What’s your odour of preference? LOL
    See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Sandee
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    I love that old woman. Those two go exactly what they deserved. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous day filled with fresh air, Steve. 🙂

  3. mimi says:

    She’s the kind of old lady i want to be someday — smart and sassy!

  4. Rhonda Albom
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    I love veggies!